On 12/11/2010 1:56 PM, Edward Sambell wrote: > A friend of mine, who I had taught was asked by a customer, "How is my > piano"?. He thought a moment, then replied, "Let's put it this way > ma'am. If your piano was a horse, it would have to be shot?. > > Ted Sambell My father in law used to use that one. I try to say something nice about the piano. "It would make an excellent crappie shelter.", or "Get that old soundboard out of there, and you'd have one heck of a fine cheese slicer." "There's a lot of good BTU potential here, and just in time for winter." Ron N
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