"service request"

[Danny Boone]

Thought you might like to see this "service request" I received recently:

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We regret to announce the passing of bass string C# (Note #17) at
approximately 3:45 yesterday afternoon.  The Steinway family would like to
invite you to view the deceased at your earliest convience in RG 209.

Signed,

The String Assasin
(a.k.a. John Cozza)
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Danny Boone, RPT
Baylor