Perchance is that available in stick chewing gum, or maybe decorator potporri
flakes? Is the "odor d'eau" equally effective when carried by the pianist
instead of the piano? When you consider the somatice effects of a
well-harmonized piano, and what beatification it can bring to its owner,
would not the pianist's family, friends, and indeed entire world be blessed
by the placebic effects of your little elixer?
I've instructed Rudy the wise guy to call on you.
Bill Ballard RPT "Remember men, you're fighting for this lady's honor,
NH Chapter which more than she ever did." Groucho Marx in
"Duck Soup"
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