Greetings all!
Found a sure fire way of eliminating institutions of unwanted
pest. It's a rather "High Tech" device and would be glad to share any
information I have to help you procure this product for your clients.
The device is called a "C.A.T." (CARNIVOROUS-AGITANT-TERMINATOR)
It is a somewhat complex system of biological/animal origin and
therefore requires constant maintenance. This may seem like a drawback to
some technicians but I've found that most customers enjoy the product.
Under the right conditions the "C.A.T." will reproduce, providing
a constant supply of units so you need only order once. Profit margins with
the product is enor"mouse" due to pyrimid scheme distribution. I myself will
be retiring from tuning to live constantly on my yacht which is custom built,
shaped like a grand piano and will "float till I croak!"
Please share your interest in the "C.A.T" device as it really,
really likes "thread"!!!!! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
Dale Whitehead **
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