The Top 10 Signs You're Addicted to the 'Net'
10. You wake up at 3 am to go to the bathroom and stop to
check your E-mail on the way back to bed.
9. You get a tattoo that reads "This body best viewed with
Netscape Navigator 2 or higher"
8. You name your children Eudora, Mozilla and Dotcom.
7. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty
feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
6. You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on
your lap...and your child in the overhead compartment.
5. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or
two, just for the free Internet access.
4. You laugh at people with 2400-baud modems.
3. You start using smiles in your snail mail.
2. The last girl/guy you picked up was a JPEG.
and the #1 Sign that you're addicted to the 'net'
Your hard drive crashes. You haven't logged in for two
hours. You start to twitch. You pick up the phone and
manually dial your ISP's access number. You try to hum to
communicate with the modem. And......YOU SUCCEED!!!
--AAE07168.840085272/x1.boston.juno.com--
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