"Ahhhhhhhhh @#%&" (Reply)

[FRED W TREMPER]

On Tue, 20 Aug 1996 HPSTuner@aol.com wrote:

> CUSTOMER- "Oh, well if you're comming from Main street, just look
> 	for the water tower, then go 3 blocks and turn left after
> 	the big oak tree.  Not the locust tree which is even bigger,
> 	but the oak, then it's the 3rd driveway after the 4th red
> 	house, not counting the pink house with red shutters"
> TUNER- "Ahhhhhhhhh  @#%&"

> Gerry Hubka, St. Charles, Il.

List:

In reply to Gerry's problem with customer directions, let me add what I
have gained from my deep and penetrating study of statistics: The
probability of getting lost is directly proportional to the number of
times the guy says "You can't miss it."

FWT
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