Everybody, My Brother-in-law Sent this to me I thought you might enjoy it. >> Kids say the darnedest things. Some grade school teachers must >> agree with that, because they keep journals of amusing things >> their students have written in papers. Here are a few examples: >> - The future of "I give" is "I take." >> >> - The parts of speech are lungs and air. >> >> - The inhabitants of Moscow are called Mosquitoes. >> >> - A census taker is man who goes from house to house >> increasing the population. >> >> - Water is composed of two gins. Oxygin and hydrogin. Oxygin is >pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water. >> >> - (Define H2O and CO2.) H2O is hot water and CO2 is cold >> water. >> >> - A virgin forest is a forest where the hand of man has never set >foot. >> >> - The general direction of the Alps is straight up. >> >> - A city purifies its water supply by filtering the water then >forcing it through an aviator. >> >> - Most of the houses in France are made of plaster of Paris. >> >> - The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 opossums. >> >> - The spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits on >the top and you sit on the bottom. >> >> - We do not raise silk worms in the United States, because we get >> our silk from rayon. He is a larger worm and gives more silk. >> >> - One of the main causes of dust is janitors. >> >> - A scout obeys all to whom obedience is due and respects all >duly constipated authorities. >> >> - One by-product of raising cattle is calves. >> >> - To prevent head colds, use an agonizer to spray into the nose >until it drips into the throat. >> >> - The four seasons are salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. >> >> - The climate is hottest next to the Creator. >> >> - Oliver Cromwell had a large red nose, but under it were >> deeply religious feelings. >> >> - The word trousers is an uncommon noun because it is singular at >> the top and plural at the bottom. >> >> - Syntax is all the money collected at the church from sinners. >> >> - The blood circulates through the body by flowing down one leg >and up the other. >> >> - In spring, the salmon swim upstream to spoon. >> >> - Iron was discovered because someone smelt it. >> >> - In the middle of the 18th century, all the morons moved to >Utah. >> >> - A person should take a bath once in the summer, not so often in >the winter. --------- End forwarded message ---------- --------- End forwarded message ----------
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