On Wed, 18 Dec 1996 15:23:23 -0800 (PST), Ronald R Shiflet wrote: >Everybody, > >My Brother-in-law Sent this to me I thought you might enjoy it. > >>> Kids say the darnedest things. Some grade school teachers must >>> agree with that, because they keep journals of amusing things >>> their students have written in papers. Here are a few examples: > >>> - The future of "I give" is "I take." >>> >>> - The parts of speech are lungs and air. >>> >>> - The inhabitants of Moscow are called Mosquitoes. >>> >>> - A census taker is man who goes from house to house >>> increasing the population. >>> >>> - Water is composed of two gins. Oxygin and hydrogin. Oxygin is >>pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water. >>> >>> - (Define H2O and CO2.) H2O is hot water and CO2 is cold >>> water. >>> >>> - A virgin forest is a forest where the hand of man has never set >>foot. >>> >>> - The general direction of the Alps is straight up. >>> >>> - A city purifies its water supply by filtering the water then >>forcing it through an aviator. >>> >>> - Most of the houses in France are made of plaster of Paris. >>> >>> - The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 opossums. >>> >>> - The spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits on >>the top and you sit on the bottom. >>> >>> - We do not raise silk worms in the United States, because we get >>> our silk from rayon. He is a larger worm and gives more silk. >>> >>> - One of the main causes of dust is janitors. >>> >>> - A scout obeys all to whom obedience is due and respects all >>duly constipated authorities. >>> >>> - One by-product of raising cattle is calves. >>> >>> - To prevent head colds, use an agonizer to spray into the nose >>until it drips into the throat. >>> >>> - The four seasons are salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. >>> >>> - The climate is hottest next to the Creator. >>> >>> - Oliver Cromwell had a large red nose, but under it were >>> deeply religious feelings. >>> >>> - The word trousers is an uncommon noun because it is singular at >>> the top and plural at the bottom. >>> >>> - Syntax is all the money collected at the church from sinners. >>> >>> - The blood circulates through the body by flowing down one leg >>and up the other. >>> >>> - In spring, the salmon swim upstream to spoon. >>> >>> - Iron was discovered because someone smelt it. >>> >>> - In the middle of the 18th century, all the morons moved to >>Utah. >>> >>> - A person should take a bath once in the summer, not so often in >>the winter. >--------- End forwarded message ---------- >--------- End forwarded message ---------- Greg & Mary Ellen Newell Greg's Piano Forte' 12970 Harlon Ave. Lakewood, OH 44107 e-mail; gnewell@en.com or dt945@cleveland.freenet.edu
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