Hilarious. Lance Lafargue, RPT New Orleans Chapter Covington, LA. lafargue@iamerica.net ---------- > From: Wimblees@aol.com > To: Pianotech@byu.edu > Subject: ALLERT! ALERT! ALERT! > Date: Thursday, April 17, 1997 5:40 PM > > An intercepted message from space...... > > <<<<<<ALERT......ALERT.........ALERT.......ALERT........ALERT>>>>> > > This misdirected message was inadvertently delivered to this office. Sorry > for the delay. Hope it is not too late. > > > STARDATE 10357.22 (March 28, 1997) > To: HEAVEN'S GATE PERSONNEL: > > DUE TO EXTENSIVE TAIL WINDS CAUSED BY THE COMET HALE-BOPP, PICKUP OF 39 > PASSENGERS HAS BEEN DELAYED UNTIL THE YEAR 3024, WHEN WE PASS THE PLANET > EARTH AGAIN. > > WARNING: WARNING: WARNING > > DO NOT EAT THE PUDDING > > <<<<REPEAT>>>> > > DO NOT EAT THE PUDDING
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