Handling Dogs: Was Re: tomorrow

Warren Fisher fish@communique.net
Thu, 04 Dec 1997 06:30:42 -0800


Brad,

The next time you have an inquisitive dog, merely clap your hands loudly
right in front of their nose as they are approaching.  This will
discourage most dogs.  If you also clear your throat at the same time it
will sound like a growl and the dog will get the message.  If he still
continues,  hold your hands out (below the level of his nose so you
don't trigger his "dominance" instinct) so that as he approaches you can
stop his approach by gently lifting his head upwards and away from your
"privates" while you scratch with your fingers.  The dog will love it
and you will remain in control of the situation and retain your dignity.

More on the dominance thing.  When two dogs meet for the first time, 
they try to prove which is "dominant" by rearing on their hind legs and
pawing downwards on top of the head of the other.  In "pack dynamics"
there is only one leader so in this situation each dog has the option of
turning belly up or being the dominant one.  If two wish to be dominant
there is a fight to prove the point. 

Now the majority of domesticated dogs have never been in a pack since
they were puppies, but the instinct is always there.  If you stick out
your hand to pet them on top of the head they will usually duck and go
around it but it you go in with your palms up below the nose you can
easily the control their actions.

Hope this helps,

Warren

Brad Smith wrote:
> 
> DGPEAKE@aol.com wrote:
> >
> > In a message dated 97-12-02 09:46:59 EST, you write:
> >
> > << Actually, the real function of the piano tuner is to
> >  rearrange the furniture, and annoy the cat.
> 
> > Actually,  the cat annoys me.  I am allergic to cats.  I bring the inhalers,
> > nose treatments, etc. with me on my calls.  I wish I could avoid them
> > altogether, but I figure at least 50% of my clients own them.
> 
> OH! ..don't get me started on THAT!!  I think I am becoming a grumpy
> old man at 35.  My pet peeve is when they have a dog who OWNS the
> house.   They insist that he just wants to sniff you, (as far as I'm
> concerned, it's sexual harrassment) and if you resist, they say, "Oh,
> you don't like dogs?"  And I reply in my mind, "Not when I get their wet
> nose in my crotch!"
> 
> In the interest of true political correctness, and kindness to animals,
> isn't it about time we dispense with the handshake, and just SNIFF each
> other?
> 
> Of course, it's business, and I will put up with it because it comes
> with
> the territory. And to many people, their pets are their family.
> It could be worse, I could be in the Army right? ;)
> 
> Brad Smith, RPT
> Manchester, NH

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