sick joke

[Robert Goodale]

Carl Fischer wrote:
> 
> sick humor:  What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
> 
> (A flat miner)
> 
> Unless you are in the Army corp of engineers, then you get "A flat
> Major".

I would say that it depends on what kind of piano it is. If it is a
Whitney, Betsy Ross, or a Kincaid "Grand" spinet, you would probably get
"Applause"!!!!!

Rob Goodale, RPT