On Wed, 22 Oct 1997, Jon Page wrote: > > Reasons for not signing a post: :-) > > 10. Fear of spamming. No - your address appears in the header. > 9. Shyness > 8. Fear of saying something dumb, wanting to retain anonymity. > 7. You are the same guy that flamed Warren. > 6. PCS - Primal Camera Syndrome (Fear of your spirit being captured in > cyberspace) > 5. Owe a list subscriber a lot of money. > 4. Can't figured out where the sig. file is. > 3. Amnesia. > 2. Police, FBI and IRS are looking for you. > And the #1 reason for not signing a post is: > 1. If your mother knew you were on the net, she'd kill you. > > ba-da-bum Nice list, Jon! However, I thought of a few more possibilities: 1. Former head of quality-control for Aeolian 2. Former US distributor for Korean-made "Horugel" pianos. 3. Inventor of self-destructing plastic action parts back in the 50's 4. Former spokesperson for Steinway who once said: "Nothing will ever beat old American know-how. The Japanese don't know a damn thing about building pianos--never have, never will. Steinway would never touch a Japanese piano with a ten-foot pole, or even a twelve-foot German! 5. He's the tech who about a year ago in RMMP recommended using VODKA for cleaning white keytops because it also helped to keep him warm on winter-time service calls! The way we're going, we're sure to hit a the real reason sooner or later. That is if we haven't nailed it already! Les Smith lessmith@buffnet.net
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