Field Promotions/War between the states

Jon Page jpage@capecod.net
Wed, 15 Apr 1998 19:36:07 -0400


At 08:58 AM 4/15/98 -0500, you wrote: <snip>
>Pvt. Conrad, BB Reg. 
>(awaiting yet another court-marshall)

To:
Jim Bryant, Commander in Chief

Dear Sir,
It is my firm belief that Mister Conrad has demonstrated bravery
and levelheadedness in the face of adversity and deserves the
promotion to Brigadier General for his undaunting virulence 
along with imediate dismissal of the unsubstanciated allogations
regarding trivial misdemeanors.

Cordially,

Jon Page, COL (P)., NE Reg. 

PS, Gracious salutations for your generosity sir.

PPS: War between the states?
	I state this. You state that. I state something else. He blows up.  :-)

Of course it is beyond his_dignity_to use a *smiley face*, poor puppy.

That's where we have the advantage, humor. The Master Race finds
very little humor in the world, things need to be _corrected.  Our foolishness
will be our downfall. (So he vould like to believe).  

Be careful what you state, my friend; They are listening.


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