Fine Whine

[Larry Fisher]

Hi all, you too Peggy.

Rev. Bie, ......  let's start with that.  Church.  Spiritual guidance.
Lotsa talk, sermons, singing, scriptures, nice friendly people, stand up,
sit down, kneel, fold hands, raise hands, move this way, turn that way, read
this, say that, amen brothers and sisters, amen, I mean get down amen, amen,
Lordy Lordy amen, I gotta have it, AMEN, let me hear ya say it, AMEN, AMEN
OW AMEN.  I FEEL IT NOW!!  Here comes the offering plate.  Oh!  You mean I
gotta pay for this??  Some one has to pay for what??  Money is needed to pay
for .......  by a dead line of ........ to the amount of .........  with
checks ......  paid for by $ ......  written by .....  and the programs were
printed on paper paid for by ......  printed by a machine $$$$  that takes
money to run .....  in a building $$$$ that keeps it dry and warm $$$  and
we sat in pews .....  oh excuse me, logs sawed by chainsaws ... huh? oh
yeah, hand saws that came from a hardware store .....  huh?  oh they were
donated by members.  And we all stood around in the nude because we didn't
have money for clothes .... huh? oh the clothing was donated by .........
somewhere this circle has to stop.

And now lets cover the fact that you have a computer to post this message in
the first place.  Who pays for the computer's maintenance, power,
replacement, software  (you're running DOS shareware right??), IPS ..... are
you carrying your own weight here or were these things  .......  uh ........
provided!!

If you don't like paying for qualified service, then you're gonna get what
you can afford.  I raised my rates just enough to filter out people like
you.  I'm a lot happier because of it, and my customers are all priceless!!!
AND AH FEELS GOOD SISTER!!!!  ALL OVER I MIGHT ADD!!!!!

Suggestion:  Add/increase you wine intake.  A glass a day helps make the
world a happier place.  Who knows, you might even find a close friend to
have a great evening with.

Lar

                                    Larry Fisher RPT
   specialist in players, retrofits, and other complicated stuff
      phone 360-256-2999 or email larryf@pacifier.com
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