Heard any good jokes lately?

[Robert Goodale]

> Dear List,
>      I have recently become the newsletter editor for our chapter. I would
> like to spice it up alittle with some piano-tech jokes.If you have any good
> jokes, feel free to e-mail me privately or post for all to see. Please keep
> it clean. Thanks.
>                Judy Kazanjian

Please, ANYTHING but that old A-flat miner joke!