Heard any good jokes lately?

[David Renaud]

How do you tell a pianist is knocking at the door.

He's got 88 keys, but can't find the right one.

Dan Eumurian wrote:

> Judy and list:
>
> I don't know about the *good* part of it, but…
>
> My friends Tex and Slim were out on the range, singing to their
> cattle the other evening. Tex hollered out,
>
> "Hey, Slim, whatever happened to our old friend Stretch,
> the piano tuner?"
>
> Slim called back, "Old Stretch lost his mind the other
> night. He thought he'd try tunin' a barbed wire fence,
> and he kept gettin' it sharp."
>
> Dan Eumurian, RPT
> 1634 Barlow St.
> La Crosse, WI 54601
> (608) 78-TUNER
> hope4you@centuryinter.net
>
> j kazanjian wrote:
> >
> > Dear List,
> >      I have recently become the newsletter editor for our chapter. I would
> > like to spice it up alittle with some piano-tech jokes.If you have any good
> > jokes, feel free to e-mail me privately or post for all to see. Please keep
> > it clean. Thanks.
> >                Judy Kazanjian
> >                Reading-Lancaster Chapter
> >
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