Termites!

[robert goodale]

BobDavis88@AOL.COM wrote:

> Hi folks,
> Got a call today from a lady who had a most unfortunate infestation of
> termites (in her relatively young house) which came up through the floor &
> carpet & into the piano.

I wonder if different brands of pianos taste different.  Does a Wurlitzer taste
better than a Baldwin?  Would a Pearl River be considered Chinese take-out?
"Budumpa Whooshhhhh!!"  (rim shot).  But seriously folks...