turkey - very off topic

[John R Fortiner]

OK, I confess that this is very off topic, but considering the season, I
just couldn't help sharing it with all of you.  I do not know the author.

John R. Fortiner
Billings, MT.


   The Turkey Shot Out of the Oven...

The turkey shot out of the oven
And rocketed into the air,
It knocked every plate off the table
And partly demolished a chair.
It ricocheted into a corner
And burst with a deafening boom,
Then splattered all over the kitchen,
Completely obscuring the room.
It stuck to the walls and the windows,
It totally coated the floor,
There was turkey attached to the ceiling,
Where there'd never been turkey before.
It blanketed every appliance,
It smeared every saucer and bowl,
I hadn't been able to stop it,
My turkey'd gone out of control.
I scraped and I scrubbed with displeasure,
And thought with chagrin as I mopped,
That I'd never again stuff a turkey
With popcorn that hadn't been popped.


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