Amusing tortures for "pianos"

[Mark Dierauf]

We were once tasked to haul an old Raddle upright to the dump for a
customer. When I asked the dumpmeister where he wanted it, he directed us to
the compactor, but we discovered that the piano was a little too big to fit.
I guess the disappointment on our faces was all too obvious because he said
"That's ok. Come back sometime with a spinet!"

- Mark