NPR (not piano related) Census 2000

[Robin Blankenship]

Robert,
You'll have to stand in line behind me!!
Robin
----- Original Message -----
From: robert goodale <rrg@nevada.edu>
To: <pianotech@ptg.org>
Sent: Saturday, March 18, 2000 10:42 PM
Subject: Re: NPR (not piano related) Census 2000


> Brian Trout wrote:
>
> > Hi List,
> >
> > Have you all filled out your Census 2000 forms yet?
>
> <snip>
>
> > I feel like I've been to the proctologist!!
>
> <snip>
>
> > Look out for the next Census!!  They'll probably want to know what guns
you
> > have in your house (including size, model & serial #), whether or not
you
> > have kitchen knives that could be considered weapons
>
> There are actually TWO census forms being distributed.  Most get a short
form
> that takes only a couple of minutes.  About one out of every six, (from
how I
> understand it), get a long version.  They are distributed randomly.
>
> Yes you are correct.  The government is getting into the proctology
business.
> They had better be careful or eventually what comes out won't pass for
flowers.
> I'll be first in line with a shovel.
>
> Rob Goodale, RPT
> Las Vegas, NV
>