[Fwd: Humor: "Medical Terminology"]

[Donald Lemoine]

i like, very funny.
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>From: Greg Newell <gnewell@EN.COM>
>To: "pianotech@ptg.org" <pianotech@ptg.org>
>Subject: [Fwd: Humor: "Medical Terminology"]
>Date: Mon, Mar 20, 2000, 10:07 PM
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>-------- Original Message --------
>Subject: Humor: "Medical Terminology"
>Date: Mon, 20 Mar 2000 12:47:42 -0500
>From: "Peter Brandt" <pbrandt@pop.service.ohio-state.edu>
>Reply-To: pbrandt@pop.service.ohio-state.edu
>Organization: The Ohio State University
>To: gnewell@en.com, rnewell@columbus.rr.com
>
>"Medical Terminology" - Rated R
>
>Two Texans were having the blue-plate special at their favorite 
>watering hole when they heard an awful choking sound. They 
>turned 
>around to see a lady a few bar stools down turning blue from 
>wolfing down
>an Armadillo burger too fast.
>
>The first Texan said to the other, "Think we ought to help?"
>
>"Yep," said the second Texan.
>
>The first Texan got up and walked over to the lady and asked, "Can 
>you breathe?" 
>
>She shook her head no. 
>
>"Can you speak?" he asked. 
>
>She shook her head no again. 
>
>With that, he helped her to her feet, lifted up her skirt and started to
>lick her butt. She was so shocked, she coughed up the obstruction 
>and
>began to breathe, with great relief.
>
>The first Texan turned back to his friend and said, "Funny how that 
>Hind Lick Maneuver works every time!"
>
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