Grey Market

[Anthony G Caught]

Jim, Your memory is definitely better than mine. Elkton it is.

Tony Caught
Australia
caute@optusnet.com.au

----- Original Message -----
From: <JIMRPT@aol.com>
To: <pianotech@ptg.org>
Sent: Friday, February 09, 2001 11:24 PM
Subject: Re: Grey Market


> Tony wrote:
> <<"Terry,
> Information of any sort is important. So I thought that I should do the
right
> thing and inform you that South is up and north is down.">>
> and
> <<"The centre of the universe is located an equal distance from both poles
> though the distance is a lot further away than the USA. But, I can
understand
> you thinking that it is approximately here you sit.">>
> ------------------
> Well I have sat on the sidelines long enough and can't allow this
> misinformation campaign to continue without setting the record
> straight..................The true "center of the universe" is in Elkton
> Florida. Now folk in Elkton don't brag about it but it is
true........Elkton
> is close to the town of Hastings, you know about the "Battle of Hastings"
I
> presume? Elkton being the site where the "Magnum Carta" was signed by all
the
> local potato(e?) growers it is also 'the' major center of cabbage
> production....................
> I offer as proof the sports of football , the real football, and soccer,
the
> pretend football,..........there is no sport, or other programming, more
> watched than 'football'........now we all know that you can't watch
> 'football' without munching on something and what better to 'munch' on
than
> potato(e?) chips and cole slaw?........Just where do you think all those
> potatos (oes?) and cabbage comes from for the chips and
> slaw??....................  that's right Elkton! :-)
>
>  Now as for the "south is up and the north is down"....y'all got that
right
> the south is growing at a faster rate than the north is
shrinking...getting
> so you can't spit without hitting a yankee now-a-days. That is why we sent
> the 'Southern Cross' down around Aussie land...had to don't you know?
after
> the shameful things that all dem yankee carpetbaggers did to the
Naugas...no
> telling what they would have done to the Cross.
>
>  OK now that that is settled perhaps Terry and Tony, and others on the
list
> who might be unenlightened, can spend time on other subjects.............
> course if'n y'all don't believe me, and I can understand some small
hesitancy
> in doing so, jus come on down and ask Bubba at the Elkton bar and grill if
> Elkton ain't the center of the "universe".
> Y'all come back now ya heah? :-)
> Jim Bryant (FL)