Excessive-Compulsive

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Sun, 7 Jul 2002 09:26:38 EDT


James Articulated Baker wrote:

<<"I can't help this - I'm sick...It's not my fault, but I just have to put 
this out there.........................

Obsessive-Compulsive - a mental condition (which I am displaying here)">>

 Nah James/John in order to "display a mental condition" one must comprehend 
to their own alleged mental capacity, musn't one? This display of 
anal-compulsive behavior on your part in no way conforms to generally 
accepted behavior standards of the truly "obsessive-compulsive". It is the 
commitee's wreckomendashun that you continue working as pianotech Baker and 
someday your anal-retentive capacities and your anal-compulsive capcities 
shall coalesce into true "obsessive-compulsive" behavior. Until such time as 
this shall come to pass.........y'all culd at leastwise get youn's graimmer 
strait.......... it be sew tedious cowrectin yewe but I's gonna try one last 
time....you heah?


  "Thar - at that place"   

  Them's - belonging to them

  They's - They are


 <<" To - preposition">>.......... ain't proper to be "prepositioning" anyone 
in public..aincha gots no shame??

  <<"Too - adverb">>.......... I can think of no circumstance where "too" 
would properly be capitalized...t'wd be seemly sir if'n y'all would leastwise 
correct others correctly......

  <<"Two - a number">>........Again one must be correct in their own usage 
before dey start cowrecting others. In describing the first too words your 
construct was as two their nominative parts of spech. Then y'all totally 
desregards yo own constuct and describes "Two" as "a number" when too be 
proper too yo very own construct analysis the clarification adjective should 
have been 'noun' should it not?? 


  

  <<"Here - at this place">> 'heah' is most suitable....

  <<"Hear - a sense">> I suppose even a pig rooting through the mud will find 
one thing that finally makes sense......this is your only acorn though masah 
Baker...


  <<"I apologize to any and everyone I just offended and beg you to overlook 
my many transgressions.">>
Y'all shud 'pologize to yo mama fo embearssin her so in public.
Roger Jolly...........


  


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