If you volunteer to clean a grand soundboard, think to offer it and do it BEFORE you tune the piano. You may freely guess how I learned this little lesson. Here's the tie-in to Bill Ballard's post: Bill, what is the origin of your term "Alan Thumpernard?" The Thumpster is Mr. Gordon Stetler, not to be confused with little 'ole me--no relation; starkly different viewpoints on many things. Alan Barnard Never Thumped in Salem, MO ----- Original Message ----- From: "Bill Ballard" <yardbird@vermontel.net> To: "Pianotech" <pianotech@ptg.org> Sent: Saturday, January 04, 2003 7:23 PM Subject: And Now for Something Cmpletely Different, WAS Re:[OT Re:ULB;[Experts] What instrument is inside a piano? > At 11:11 PM +0100 1/4/03, Richard Brekne wrote: > >Gotta admit Bjally, you got me confused on this one.. Grin > > Not too much more than you confused me. I was talking about national > colors (Red, White and Blue). You switched white for yellow. I > checked to see if these were the primary colors in the Norwegian > flag. They weren't, but I gave the list of the flags which had them. > > The bombing of the lollipop factory was Alan Thumpernard's reference > to wagthedog wars which go on behind a screen of the trinary nerve > agent colors. > > So the only reason, we're talking about the ole' Red, Yellow and > Blue, is because of the three colors, white is the only which will > show a urine stain. Right? > > If you need any further confusion, just whistle. BTW, I sleep like a > baby at night these days with that Guard Patrol you sent me back in > September, nailing down the perimeter. > > Mr. Bill > > "That's Del Blaine. She's having a filter installed between her brain > and her mouth, next week. > ...........Jennifer Love Hewitt introduced, in "The Tuxedo" > +++++++++++++++++++++ > _______________________________________________ > pianotech list info: https://www.moypiano.com/resources/#archives
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