Bottom this!

[David Renaud]

Ok, I think I can bottom it.
Check this out......


Casino, opening day,
tuning a rental.

1) blankets over piano/ hamering
   over piano to hang fixtures.

2) Staff commences testing all the toys and
   slot machines. Opening is in one hour.
   Noise builds as hundreds of bells
   and whistles are engaged.

3) A window lift comes up beside my window, 
   the man is holding a grinder to remove
   excess mortar from between the bricks. 
   ...grrrrrrrddrrddrrrddddrrrrrrdddr!!!!

4) Opening day....the fire department shows
up to check the fire alarm. Think about it;
a casino may not have yet another bell or whistle
for a fire alarm as everyone would ignore it. 
It is a AIR RAID SIREN......INDOORS! 
You must leave the building if you wish to
retain some hearing. 

   I called the dealer, held up the phone, 
there was laughter at the other end, 
I did not think it was funny at the time. 


Bottom that one.....

                  Cheers
                  Dave Renaud
                  RPT
                  Canada





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