Bottom was top ten pianos

[Susan Kline]

At 06:01 PM 3/3/2003 -0800, you wrote:
>"Grand" piano company spinet!
>  Evil!Evil!Evil!
>  Thump

Yes -- the first time I was supposed to tune one, I
took one look, and renamed it "Lying Bastard." First,
the "Grand" when it was a vertical, and second, it
said "artist console" when it was a non-artistic spinet.

What can you say about a company which labels a spinet
a console right on the front of the case?

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