BE ORDAINED NOW!

[Cy Shuster]

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And why would we want this in the archives?  (removing [arch] from =
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--Cy--
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  From: Sarah Fox=20
  To: Pianotech=20
  Sent: Saturday, February 14, 2004 9:55 AM
  Subject: Re: Re: BE ORDAINED NOW! [arch]


  er...  I forgot...  That would be www.ulc.org.  Sorry for forgetting =
the link!

  Peace,
  Sarah

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    From: Sarah Fox=20
    To: oleg-i@noos.fr ; Pianotech=20
    Sent: Friday, February 13, 2004 6:12 PM
    Subject: OT: Re: BE ORDAINED NOW! [arch]


    Hi Isaac,

    Here's a place where you can get ordaned for free and print out your =
own certificate on your own printer.  I know for a fact that the =
certificate (and the ordination behind it) is good enough for the State =
of Ohio, as they will accept it to license a person as a minister (a $30 =
check to the governor, as I recall), and that person can then perform =
marriage ceremonies and such.  I have a friend who did it.  :-)

    Peace,
    Sarah
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      From: Isaac sur Noos=20
      To: Pianotech Mailing list=20
      Sent: Friday, February 13, 2004 3:15 AM
      Subject: TR: BE ORDAINED NOW! [arch]


      I usually don't post to you stuff out of context, but this one I =
can't resist .

      I am expecting to receive one of those days the same add to make a =
leaving as politician head .

      Have any tried the pills for enlarging the mind that I receive =
adds so often ?

      Just jokinge

      Best to all=20

      Isaac OLEG

      -----Message d'origine-----
      De : melida bennett [mailto:chomajan@bemused.com]
      Envoy=E9 : vendredi 13 f=E9vrier 2004 06:15
      =C0 : Sheri Ellis
      Cc : Vella Mccoy; Eugenie Rodriguez
      Objet : BE ORDAINED NOW!


      Minister Charles Simpson has the power to make you a LEGALLY =
ORDAINED MINISTER within 48 hours!=20

      BE ORDAINED NOW!

      As a minister, you will be authorized to perform the rites and =
ceremonies of the church!

      WEDDINGS
      MARRY your BROTHER, SISTER, or your BEST FRIEND!
      Don't settle for being the BEST MAN OR BRIDES' MAID
      Most states require that you register your certificate (THAT WE =
SEND YOU) with the state prior to conducting the ceremony.

      FUNERALS
      A very hard time for you and your family
      Don't settle for a minister you don't know!
      Most states require that you register your certificate (THAT WE =
SEND YOU) with the state prior to conducting the ceremony.

      BAPTISMS
      You can say "WELCOME TO THE WORLD! I AM YOUR MINISTER AND YOUR =
UNCLE!"
      What a special way to welcome a child of God.

      FORGIVENESS OF SINS
      The Catholic Church has practiced the forgiveness of sins for =
centuries
      **Forgiveness of Sins is granted to all who ask in sincerity and =
willingness to change for the better!

      VISIT CORRECTIONAL FACILITIES
      Since you will be a Certified Minister, you can visit others in =
need!
      Preach the Word of God to those who have strayed from the flock

      WANT TO START YOUR OWN CHURCH??
      After your LEGAL ORDINATION, you may start your own congregation!


      At this point you must be wondering how much the Certificate =
costs. Right? Well, let's talk about how much the program is worth. =
Considering the value of becoming a CERTIFIED MINISTER I'd say the =
program is easily worth $100. Wouldn't you agree? However, it won't cost =
that much. Not even close! My goal is to make this life changing program =
affordable so average folks can benefit from the power of it.

      Since I know how much you want to help others, you're going to =
receive your Minister Certification for under $100.00... Not even =
$50.00... You are going to receive the entire life-changing course for =
only $29.95.=20

      For only $29.95 you will receive:
      1. 8-inch by 10-inch certificate in color, with gold seal
      (Certificate professionally printed by an ink press)
      2. Proof of Minister Certification in your name
      3. Shipping is free

      Press this link to order and learn more=20



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morning and offer burnt offerings according to the number of them all; =
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