On 31-jan-04, at 4:18, Farrell wrote: > But I hear they are closing down their "smoke shops". Is this true? Do > I > need to abandon my travel plans? > > Terry Farrell Nah, just get on making your plans. You wanna get legally stoned? this is your place Terry. But there have been some problems with the 'coffee houses' close to the German border, because German dope heads find it very attractive. So they come in droves to certain Dutch cities which, because of this migration, attracts all kinds of 'life forms'. The lowest life form we call 'low life'. I am sure you have heard of this life form. What is so interesting, is that in this world we have a variety of places kinds of 'low life' places where you can get stoned legally. You may for instance decide to extend your holidays and this time make the real adventure 'trip of your life'. How ? First you get your ... over to friendly Amsterdam and visit me. We 'll have fun, I'll show you around native style which will promise you a stunning beginning of your trip. At the end of that nice evening, I'll guide you in your search for "smoke shops" by taking you over to one of the establishments of the 'Low Land Weed Company', where you can have your first experience of getting stoned legally. (I then shake hands with you and go back home, because I have to work very hard to earn my own 'time out') Some Americans find that such a wonderful and liberating experience. that they prolong their 'Amsterdam 'time' just because they can't get enough of it. And then there are others who find this such a "mind blow" *(; >)) that they decide to never go back to Nebraska and stay for ever in Stoned Nirwana heheheh. That is called "being Amsterdammed". (Although in your case, I would think twice switching fabulous Florida for 'the low lands') If you're smart though, you stick to your original schedule, and at the end of your stay here buy yourself a nice and legal provision of what you have just experienced, so that on the next plane ride you can continue your legal mind transformation, and you leave your first 'free port of entry' by taking your flight to one of those countries, far away in the South, where they have nothing but oil and sand and occasionally some palm trees for a snack (dates) and some shadow. When you get 'down to earth' there, all you have to do is make sure that at customs they all know what you have brought with you, and the general advise is, as an initial token of your generosity, to liberally share with them something of your delicious coffee shop samples. You will very soon after that taste their return hospitality and their warm and welcoming smiles when they immediately take you to a beautiful place in the open nature (they have a very open nature, you know) where they have prepared 'special' cavities in the ground for you to rest in the wonderful sun, and many natives show a warm interest in you by standing around you. And then my friend, you will get stoned as you have never been before! When I read this again, I think I have wasted my time as a technician. Instead I should have become a travel agent! Whaddaya say? *(:@)) OINK friendly greetings from André Oorebeek Amsterdam - The Netherlands 0031-20-6237357 0645-492389 0031-75-6226878 www.concertpianoservice.nl www.grandpiano.nl > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "antares" <antares@euronet.nl> > To: "Pianotech" <pianotech@ptg.org> > Sent: Friday, January 30, 2004 1:41 PM > Subject: Re: Kavorkian who?/Sarah >> >> Amsterdam is the liberal word.. >> >> (; >))
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