Cruise Offer Brought to you from the folks at Carnival Cruise Lines.... We at Carnival Cruise Lines didn't forget that a lot of entertainers had promised to leave the country if George W.Bush were to be re-elected President. With that in mind, we have a SPECIAL OFFER for those who still want to keep their promise! ATTENTION: Would Alec Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell and her wife, Ed Asner, Janeane Garafalo, Whoppi Goldberg, Al Franken, Michael Moore, Cher, Phil Donahue, Rob Reiner (apparently still a "meathead"), Barbara Streisand, Jane Fonda, Pierre Salinger, as well as the entire staffs of the LA and NY Times and anyone else who made that promise, please dispose of all U.S. assets and report to Florida for the sailing of the Funship Cruise, "Elation" (Commissioned to take you to your new vacation homes in Afghanistan). You may opt to be dropped off in Somalia or Iraq. The Florida Supreme Court will sponsor a Farewell Parade in your honor through Palm Beach, Broward, and Miami-Dade counties prior to your cruise. Please pack for an extended stay.... at least four more years. NOTE: Since you advocate strict gun control, you may not bring any. Staffing for the cruise: Captain - Bill Clinton Cruise Director - Al Gore Purser - Grey Davis Cigar & Cigarette Girl - Monica "Lips" Lewinsky Entertainment - The Dixie Chicks and Bruce Springsteen Life Guard - John Kerry (In consideration of his past experience in pulling people out of the water.... unless he decides at the last minute not to go. He is advocating the elimination of the game "Shuffleboard" in favor of a new game he calls "Waffleboard". Be sure to pack your flip flops as you will need them while playing! Media Director - Terry Heinz Kerry (Hopefully she will be kept somewhere below decks) Bartender & Director of Emergency Procedures - Ted Kennedy better bring your own life jacket, you know how he is when he drinks> Inspirational Services - Rev. Al Sharpton Intern Coordinator - Ex-Congressman Gary Condit If you have any questions about making arrangements for your homes,friends and loved ones, please direct your comments to Senator Hillary Clinton. Her village can raise your children while you're gone and she can watch over all your money and your furnishings until you return. "Bon Voyage!" Is this a great country or what? It's called freedom of Speech. Terry Peterson _________________________________________________________________ On the road to retirement? Check out MSN Life Events for advice on how to get there! http://lifeevents.msn.com/category.aspx?cid=Retirement
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