This is a multi-part message in MIME format. ---------------------- multipart/alternative attachment Hello,=20 Please see below, Huge deletions involved! =20 =20 "You have reached the office of the piano technicians at the Florence = Foster Jenkins School of Music at <name withheld>". I have known many musicians that are 'proud graduates' of the FFJSM. Oddly enough, it was a raging success with literally everyone except = the Dean, who was not amused...but, then, neither was I. Indoublity! Anna Rusell, The "Ring" Brundhilde...that bitch. :-) Pete Barbudi is a name one truly seldom hears any more...sad to say. Yes! Huge snips follow... "What people forget is that, in the early days of television, the = audience was very different. assuming certain kinds of cultural and = more.<> More importantly, the average educational level of the average = viewer is now much, much lower< >U.S. is now down to about 6th grade - = hg.) =20 Stastic manipulation involved.. as always.. Assuming that there are 18 million in the NYC Metropolitarian area, = and the functional illiteracy rate is 28%..that means that there more = dumb asses in NYC than the entire population of Mississippi. (No = adgenda, just observation thank you). . Rather than evolving as tools to elevate, cultural reflections = (such as TV, music, films, etc) have taken the lowest-common-denominator = approach. Thus, the number of folks who can appreciate things like Anna = or Florence, or any number of other things goes down both as to real = numbers and as to percentage of population. hmmm....well...anyway,=20 Thanks Horace! Hubert Bass Trombonist.....:-) =20 The aim of an argument or discussion should not be victory, but = progress -- Joseph Joubert (1754-1824) French Philosopher Who somehow managed to survive both the Revolution and Napoleon in = spite of himself. Don't we all hope! Cheers Hubert Liverman Opelika, AL -------------------------------------------------------------------------= - ----- Original Message -----=20 From: Richard Moody=20 To: 'Pianotech'=20 Sent: Friday, September 03, 2004 1:49 AM=20 Subject: RE: Joke -- OTOT Please folks, tell me about the paste below between the dotted = lines. I would like to respond off list to JK but his email address is = not included. What does pianotech-bounces mean? Can we get the = email address of who gets bounces? =20 =20 I would not want to bore the list with a get back for anyone = who pun--ishes me with a horrible pun but since I can't respond off = list, I must respond to Jim K's "key of sea" here. =20 Do you tune three theater pianos twice a week in a dark = theater? And at such times, do you have nothing to think of but to go = one up on the worse puns that have ever been uttered? Please let it be = known I did not think of "Can you tuna a fish, Yes if it has scales" = ---- I can't remember where I saw it. On the internet I think. If you = dreamed up "only in the key of sea" please say so and we will give you = oceans of due credit. =20 =20 ---rm=20 =20 = -------------------------------------------------------------------------= ------------------------=20 -----Original Message-----=20 From: pianotech-bounces@ptg.org [mailto:pianotech-bounces@ptg.org] = On Behalf Of Jim Kinnear=20 Sent: Monday, August 30, 2004 7:14 AM=20 To: Pianotech=20 Subject: Re: Joke -- OTOT=20 = -------------------------------------------------------------------------= ----------------------------=20 -----Original Message-----=20 From: pianotech-bounces@ptg.org [mailto:pianotech-bounces@ptg.org] = On Behalf Of Jim Kinnear=20 Sent: Monday, August 30, 2004 7:14 AM=20 To: Pianotech=20 Subject: Re: Joke -- OTOT Sorry, no matter how many scales it has, you can only tua fish in = the key of sea . . . .=20 =20 =20 ----- Original Message -----=20 From: Richard Moody=20 To: 'Pianotech'=20 Sent: Monday, August 30, 2004 4:26 AM=20 Subject: RE: Joke -- OTOT Q. Can you tuna fish?=20 =20 A. Yes, if it has scales.=20 -----Original Message-----=20 From: pianotech-bounces@ptg.org [mailto:pianotech-bounces@ptg.org] = On Behalf Of Sarah Fox=20 Sent: Sunday, August 29, 2004 3:28 PM=20 To: Pianotech=20 Subject: Joke -- OTOT Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?=20 =20 A: A flat minor.=20 =20 =20 Hopefully this joke strikes a chord with someone....=20 =20 <Ahem> I'd better quit while I'm ahead.=20 =20 Peace,=20 Sarah=20 ---------------------- multipart/alternative attachment An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: https://www.moypiano.com/ptg/pianotech.php/attachments/cc/8d/5d/d0/attachment.htm ---------------------- multipart/alternative attachment--
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