powdered Teflon--new use??

[Alan Barnard]

I keep caged canaries near the stove just for this purpose, much like coal miners used to do.

Alternatively, you can always use Teflon cooking utensils to cook up your birds, although I'd recommend a lower temperature setting than 600 degrees.

Did you know that human saliva has been conclusively proven to cause cancer? (But only when consumed in small quantities over a long period of time.)

Also, to prove that mother's milk is dangerous, they fed rats the equivalent of a gallon of the stuff per day: They all exploded.

And worst of all: Normal aging is 100% fatal.

Alan Barnard
Salem, Missouri

And if any of you have birds, get rid of all your Teflon cooking utensils
now. If Teflon gets hot enough to start out gassing, your birds will fall
over dead within moments. Not minutes. Moments.

-- Geoff Sykes
-- Assoc. Los Angeles
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