classified pianos

[Avery]

Are those spellings actually real???????

Avery

At 05:04 AM 10/16/2006, you wrote:
>Here are a few more:
>
>                 UPRIGHT PIANO
>Good condition.  May need tuning.
>         $100   xxx-xxxx
>
>[A $100 piano needing tuning?  NO!]
>
>KIMBALL  Professional consolett.  Gold metal
>winner with bench.  $1,200 xxx-xxxx
>
>[Probably one of those pianos with a metal soundboard, but
>this one's gold.]
>
>WHIRLITZER Player
>w/50 rolls.  $1700.  Both Walnut  xxx-xxxx
>
>[Give this one a whirl]
>
>         BALDWIN
>SN1112620, 1977 concert spinet, mahogany fnsh,
>exc. cond. $1295 xxx-xxxx
>
>
>BALDWIN  Accusonic upright . . . .
>
>[Someone voiced it with accupressure needles?]
>
>
>BALDWIN AQUASONIC, medium toned wood,
>very good condition, $800  xxx-xxxx
>
>[Must play under water]
>
>
>BALDWIN AEROSONIC upright, w/bench, mahogony [sic].
>Just tuned, $1000  xxx-xxxx
>
>[This one must have a soaring tone]
>
>--David Nereson, RPT
>
>
>
>
>-----Original Message-----
>From: pianotech-bounces at ptg.org [mailto:pianotech-bounces at ptg.org]On
>Behalf Of Joel A. Jones
>Sent: Sunday, October 15, 2006 10:01 AM
>To: Pianotech List
>Subject: classified pianos
>
>
>List.
>
>The Sunday classified ads brought a smile to my face
>after a long hectic week.  Hope these quotes strike a
>humorous chord to you all as well;
>
>PIANO: Wurlitzer Counsel French Provincial, good
>condition, recently tuned.       xxxxx
>
>PIANO:  Mahogany Baby grand. Tuned 5 yrs ago &
>still in tune. Will help move.   xxxxxx
>
>That's the classified report from Madison for today.
>
>Joel
>Joel Jones, RPT
>Madison, WI