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[carlteplitski]

Light hearted stuff for a lazy monday.

Carl



 From: Chad Desrosiers [mailto:musicman_798 at hotmail.com]
> Sent: Monday, July 09, 2007 11:22 AM
> To: duetkl at mts.net; themusiczealot at hotmail.com
> Subject:
>
> C, E-flat, and G go into a bar. The bartender says: "Sorry, but we don't
> serve minors." So, the E-flat leaves, and the C and the G have an open 
> fifth
>
> between them.
>
> After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished: the G is out flat. F comes in
> and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. D comes into
> the bar and heads straight for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me. I'll just 
> be
>
> a second.
>
> A comes into the bar, but the bartender is not convinced that this 
> relative
> of C is not a minor.
>
> Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and 
> exclaims:
>
> "Get out now! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight."
>
> The E-flat, not easily deflated, comes back to the bar in a 3-piece suit
> with nicely shined shoes. The bartender (who used to have a nice corporate
> job until his company downsized) says: "You're looking sharp tonight, come
> on in! This could be a major development." This proves to be the case, as
> the E-flat takes off the suit, and everything else, and stands there au
> naturel.
>
> Eventually, C sobers up, and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. C 
> is
>
> brought to trial, is found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a
> minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at an up-scale
> correctional facility. On appeal, however, the C is found innocent of any
> wrongdoing, even accidental, and that all accusations to the contrary are
> bassless.
>
> The bartender decides, however, that since he's only had tenor so patrons,
> the soprano out in the bathroom, and everything has become alto much 
> treble,
>
> he needs a rest - and closes the bar
>
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