Why I don't post- disclaimer

alan forsyth alan at forsythalan.wanadoo.co.uk
Tue Oct 2 17:15:21 MDT 2007


You forgot to mention the FJ in your list of prerequisites!

AF
  ----- Original Message ----- 
  From: Michael Spreeman 
  To: Pianotech List 
  Sent: Tuesday, October 02, 2007 8:21 PM
  Subject: Why I don't post- disclaimer


  I failed to include the small print disclaimer to my last post:
    
  *One possible exception to not being afraid to post on the list:   There's this longhair hippie lookin guy, somewhere in the black mountain hills of Kansas, Ron somthinerother, that you'll need to watch out for. My suggestion for viewing his reply to your posts would be to don a hazmat suit, have an English dictionary, mechanical engineering quick reference guide, physics book for dummies, calculus reference guide, quantum physics handbook, cosmic encyclopedia of the history of the universe, updated guide to American colloquialisms, memorize the list archives, obtain a copy of "alternative non-intuitive approaches to linear and non-linear quandary enigmas"  (soon to be released by yours truly after stealing a few more ideas from Ron,, available here on the list at a revolutionary, one time only introductory price of $29.99 plus shipping, handling, import duties, royalties, and legal binding limited liability and non-disclosure fees), and the "Basic self-analysis/ self-help method book with 10 easy to follow steps for achieving and maintaining cogent self-esteem after being shredded on the pianotech list" (also available on the list soon),  and read on. With the these puissant tools in hand, I believe you will find him to be a very friendly, kind, caring, knowledgeable individual.  8-))



                  Michael Spreeman 
  http://www.spreemanpianoinnovations.com





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