Very funny indeed Otto. Gave me my daily dose of chuckles and a good deal more ! Cheers RicB Otto Keyes wrote: > > Counting calories while one dynes invariably takes the edge off one's > enjoyment, if not the appetite. Avoiding such activities whenever possible > is bound to give one a rounder tone, though measureably more sluggish > action. > > Inertia, being loosely defined as resistance to change, can be a fairly > accurate descriptor of piano technicians in general, but especially so after > having over-consumed at the Christmas table. The force required to overcome > the inertia of the piano tech in a state of rest is inversely proportional > to the bank balance of PT in question, multiplied by the leverage applied by > the spouse of said individual. > > Therefore, the MOI may be defined as the point in time when the piano tech > is ejected from his/her state of torpidity trying to decide who really are > the champions in the pletohora of bowl games, tools in hand, into the cold, > harsh reality of the January air. This may be encouraged by a wipp assist > from afore-mentioned spouse. > > The tax man cometh! > > Otto >
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