[CAUT] a prepared rant

Conrad Hoffsommer hoffsoco at luther.edu
Fri Aug 22 07:37:04 MDT 2008


Leslie Bartlett wrote:
> 
> Just to be devil's adequate (some might wonder which of the words to 
> accent), the organist at the church where I serve grew up playing a 
> Lester Spinet.  She went on to do graduate work at Eastman.  A former 
> organist grew up something worst than a Lester and also did fabulous 
> work.  If a person wants music badly enough, they'll create it in their 
> heads while making horrible sounds on totally inadequate POS's.


At college, the little darlin's get the opportunity to make horrible 
sounds on perfectly GOOD instruments. I'm currently working on 
decomposing a "composition" major's "work"".  I went in to tune a 
Baldwin SF10 in a large rehearsal space and found that it had been 
turned into $xx,xxx percussion accessory.

A few days ago, I'd swung through there and seen the music rack on the 
floor. I put it back in the piano with a note to please keep it in the 
piano when not practicing with it out.  Today, the rack was back on the 
floor, the note was gone, a trap set, cowbells and brake drum were in 
front of keyboard, and IN the piano sitting on bass dampers and strings 
was a 4 qt stainless steel mixing bowl. In addition, lying across the 
tenor section was a set of orchestral wind chimes.

Piano is now tuned, closed and covered, bowl and chimes are on the floor 
and I was thaaaat close to slapping on a locking clamp with a padlock 
for which only I have the key...

After working for a long time on bass dampers in an SD6 in the next room 
just yesterday, I am officially PO'd and on warpath... a

time to break out my meds. (a.k.a.Jelly Bellies)

-- 
Conrad Hoffsommer, RPT - Keyboard Technician
Luther College, 700 College Dr., Decorah, Iowa 52101-1045
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