De"spit" What You Say

[Kenneth Sloane]

                      Subject:                              Time:  1:58 PM
  OFFICE MEMO         De"spit" What You Say                 Date:  5/25/95

                         The damper for RPT Britt
                Was a problem that caused him a fit.
                        But the Noise that it made
                              Did Magic'ly fade
                    As he deftly doused it with spit!

                    Anon

Ken Sloane (Oberlin Conservatory), specialist in lost, Elizabethan literature,
unearthed this masterpiece just a few days ago. Little did he realize that it
would be so timely.