Another joke: Two Statues in the Park

[Avery Todd]

   I had decided not to post this, but after reading Greg Newell's joke I
couldn't resist.
>Date: Thu, 11 Apr 1996 17:47:02 -0500
>From: joker@tdkt.org (Scott Anderson)
>
>For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each
>other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven.
>
>"You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them,
>"That I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you
>both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you
>want." And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the
>statues to life.
>
>The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the
>bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter,
>and shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later, the two statues
>emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces.
>
>"You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking at
>them.
>
>Grinning even more widely the female statue turned to the male
>statue and said, "Great!  Only this time you hold the pigeon down
>and I'll crap on it's head."
>

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Avery Todd, RPT
Moore's School of Music
University of Houston
Houston, TX 77204-4893
atodd@uh.edu
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