Parents talk (was kids talk)

[Tom Myler]

> From: chance <chance@InterLinx.qc.ca>
> To: pianotech@byu.edu
> Subject: Parents talk (was kids talk)
> Date: Friday, December 20, 1996 12:10 AM
>
> Parents talk are sometimes just as funny.
>
> These are actual excuse notes from parents (including spelling):

(SNIP)

> Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had---diahre---
> ---dyrea--- ---direathe---

(SNIP)


The correct spelling, of course, being:  "Dire rear"


Myler, Tom

"Perhaps the greatest wisdom is
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