Lawyers, (was insurance)

[Barrie Heaton]

In article <961008193231_205417432@emout18.mail.aol.com>, A440A@aol.com
writes
>
>What I heard recently was;
>
>
>Four surgeons were taking a coffe break and were discussing their work. The
>first said, "I think accountants are the easiest to opperate on. You open
>them
>up and everything inside is numbered."
>
>The second said, "I think librarians are the easiest to operate on. You open
>them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order."
>
>The third said, "I like to operate on electricians. You open them up and
>everything inside is color-coded.
>
>The fourth one said, "I like to operate on lawyers. They're heartless
>spineless, gutless, and their heads and their ass are interchangable."
>
>Later,
>Ed Foote
>
>

There was a fifth surgenon who said "I like to operate on piano tuners,
because their bodies are well in tune"

O dear nevger mind.

Barrie.




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