ALLERT! ALERT! ALERT!

Wimblees@aol.com Wimblees@aol.com
Thu, 17 Apr 1997 18:40:46 -0400 (EDT)


An intercepted message from space......

<<<<<<ALERT......ALERT.........ALERT.......ALERT........ALERT>>>>>

This misdirected message was inadvertently delivered to this office. Sorry
for the delay. Hope it is not too late.


STARDATE  10357.22  (March 28, 1997)
To: HEAVEN'S GATE PERSONNEL:

DUE TO EXTENSIVE TAIL WINDS CAUSED BY THE COMET HALE-BOPP, PICKUP OF 39
PASSENGERS HAS BEEN DELAYED UNTIL THE YEAR  3024, WHEN WE PASS THE PLANET
EARTH AGAIN.

                      WARNING:  WARNING: WARNING

                         DO NOT EAT THE PUDDING

                               <<<<REPEAT>>>>

                         DO NOT EAT THE PUDDING




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