An intercepted message from space...... <<<<<<ALERT......ALERT.........ALERT.......ALERT........ALERT>>>>> This misdirected message was inadvertently delivered to this office. Sorry for the delay. Hope it is not too late. STARDATE 10357.22 (March 28, 1997) To: HEAVEN'S GATE PERSONNEL: DUE TO EXTENSIVE TAIL WINDS CAUSED BY THE COMET HALE-BOPP, PICKUP OF 39 PASSENGERS HAS BEEN DELAYED UNTIL THE YEAR 3024, WHEN WE PASS THE PLANET EARTH AGAIN. WARNING: WARNING: WARNING DO NOT EAT THE PUDDING <<<<REPEAT>>>> DO NOT EAT THE PUDDING
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