Question of the Month

[Jon Page]

I had a customer who let the cat sleep in the back end of her grand.
The day after I tuned it, I got an irate call because one of the keys
was stuck (my fault). When I got there I could see a little piece of
cat litter in between two keys. I pushed it thru with a steel rule and
charged her for a service call. That made her mad too, I guess that
is why I speak of this customer in the past tense.
Jon Page
Harwich Port, Cape Cod, Mass. (jpage@capecod.net)
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At 05:49 PM 4/25/97 -0400, you wrote:
>Question Of The Month
>
>When a grand piano (no matter what brand) and a cat (actually a kitten) get
>in a fight, who wins?

>So -- who wins when a cat and grand piano fight? Why, the technician, that's
>who!
>
>John Elving, RPT
>Sacramento, CA
>
>

Jon Page
Harwich Port, Cape Cod, Mass. (jpage@capecod.net)
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