embarrasing (WARNING - humor - off topic!)

[JElving]

In a message dated 97-12-19 02:24:57 EST, you write:

<< In a message dated 97-12-15 02:19:02 EST, Ralph M. Martin wrote:
 
 The elderly couple
 evidently thought I had discovered the wide open fly and was laughing out
 of embarrassment.....and they were dead right!!!
 
 May it never happen to you!
  >>

Though this might be enjoyable to go along with this thread. And since it is
Christmas, we need another carol to sing.

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        THE RESTROOM DOOR SAID GENTLEMEN
      (Tune: "God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen")

The restroom door said "Gentlemen"
And so I walked inside
I took two steps and realized
I'd been taken for a ride
I heard high voices, turned
and found the place was occupied
By two nuns three old ladies and a nurse
What could be worse
Than two old nuns, three old ladies and a nurse

The restroom door said "Gentlemen"
It must have been a gag
As soon as I walked in there
I saw an old hag
She sprayed me with a can of mace
And slapped me with her bag
I could tell this just wouldn't be my day
What can I say.
This just wasn't turning out to be my day

The restroom door said "Gentlemen"
And I would like to find
That crummy little creep
Who had the nerve to switch the sign
'Cause I have two black eyes
And one big bruise on my behind
So I can't sit with comfort and joy
Boy oh boy
No, I'll never sit with comfort and joy.

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John Elving, RPT
San Leandro, CA
JElving@aol.com