PHILOSOPHIES

[Warren Fisher]

PHILOSOPHIES

 *  If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

 *  A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

 *  Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

 *  For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

 *  He who hesitates is probably right.

 *  Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.

 *  No one is listening until you make a mistake.

 *  Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.

 *  The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.

 *  The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the
bread.

 *  The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.

 *  To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is
      research.

 *  To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your
      principles.

 *  Two wrongs are only the beginning.

 *  Work is accomplished by those employees who have not reached their
level
      of incompetence.

 *  The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

 *  The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

 *  The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an
approaching
    train.



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Warren D. Fisher
fish@communique.net
Registered Piano Technician
Piano Technicians Guild
New Orleans Chapter 701