This is a multi-part message in MIME format. ---------------------- multipart/alternative attachment Hello ! I just thought I'd throw a little humour in here-Pianotech List = members just delete if not in the mood to LOL :-) > Top 20 Engineers' Terminologies > 1. A NUMBER OF DIFFERENT APPROACHES ARE BEING TRIED - We are still = > p***ing in the wind. > =20 > 2. EXTENSIVE REPORT IS BEING PREPARED ON A FRESH APPROACH TO THE=20 > PROBLEM - We just hired three kids fresh out of college. > =20 > 3. CLOSE PROJECT COORDINATION - We know who to blame. > =20 > 4. MAJOR TECHNOLOGICAL BREAKTHROUGH - It works OK, but looks very=20 > hi-tech. > =20 > 5. CUSTOMER SATISFACTION IS DELIVERED ASSURED - We are so far = behind=20 > schedule the customer is happy to get it delivered. > =20 > 6. PRELIMINARY OPERATIONAL TESTS WERE INCONCLUSIVE - The darn = thing just > blew up when we threw the switch. > =20 > 7. TEST RESULTS WERE EXTREMELY GRATIFYING - We are so surprised = that=20 > the stupid thing actually works. > =20 > 8. THE ENTIRE CONCEPT WILL HAVE TO BE ABANDONED - The only person = who=20 > understood the thing quit. > =20 > 9. IT IS IN THE PROCESS - It is so wrapped up in red tape that the = > situation is about hopeless. > =20 > 10. WE WILL LOOK INTO IT - Forget it! We have enough problems for = now. > =20 > 11. PLEASE NOTE AND INITIAL - Let's spread the responsibility for = the screw up. > =20 > 12. GIVE US THE BENEFIT OF YOUR THINKING - We'll listen to what = you=20 > have to say as long as it doesn't interfere with what we've = already done. > =20 > 13. GIVE US YOUR INTERPRETATION - I can't wait to hear this bull! > =20 > 14. SEE ME or LET'S DISCUSS - Come into my office, I'm lonely. > =20 > 15. ALL NEW - Parts not interchangeable with the previous design. > =20 > 16. RUGGED - Too damn heavy to lift! > =20 > 17. LIGHTWEIGHT - Lighter than RUGGED. > =20 > 18. YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT - One finally worked. > =20 > 19. ENERGY SAVING - Achieved when the power switch is off. > =20 > 20. LOW MAINTENANCE - Impossible to fix if broken. > ---------------------- multipart/alternative attachment An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: https://www.moypiano.com/ptg/pianotech.php/attachments/fd/f8/76/47/attachment.htm ---------------------- multipart/alternative attachment--
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