On Mon, 6 Oct 1997 RptBob1@aol.com wrote: > Dear Jim: > > Your actions could really have serious consequences from the CA Groupies. > You have made a mockery of all we hold sacred. To defame CA is akin to > defaming apple pie and - well you know what. Up North we have veys to deal > with such disrespect. I'll be in Florida in February. Don't play golf there > that month- I may be lurking behind a tree with my 2 Iron. Get with the times, Bob. The 2 iron as a weapon of choice among golf course assailants went out with wooden-shafted clubs, feather-filled balls and knickers. If you going to do it right, you need to enlist the greater greater accuracy, power, heft and length of shaft of a Big Bertha Driver. I know they're expensive, but as we tell our tuning customers every time we charge them twice what they're expecting to pay, "You get what you pay for." When actually using the club, make sure to keep your head down, flex slightly at the knees and don't forget that follow- through.. I mention this to save you embarassment, because if any other golfers on the course witness the assult, they will be quick to point out any problem areas of your swing. Lastly, should the grip of your driver ever come loose, you can quickly reattach it with CA glue. Les Smith lessmith@buffnet.net
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