No sig. file(Re: wasTLRG/ Bech.) off topic :-)

[Les Smith]

On Wed, 22 Oct 1997, Jon Page wrote:

> 
> Reasons for not signing a post:  :-)
> 
> 10. Fear of spamming.    No - your address appears in the header.
>    9. Shyness
>    8. Fear of saying something dumb, wanting to retain anonymity.
>    7. You are the same guy that flamed Warren.
>    6. PCS - Primal Camera Syndrome  (Fear of your spirit being captured in
> cyberspace)
>    5. Owe a list subscriber a lot of money.
>    4. Can't figured out where the sig. file is.
>    3. Amnesia.
>    2. Police, FBI and IRS are looking for you.
> And the #1 reason for not signing a post is:
>    1. If your mother knew you were on the net, she'd kill you.
> 
> ba-da-bum

Nice list, Jon! However, I thought of a few more possibilities: 

1. Former head of quality-control for Aeolian
2. Former US distributor for Korean-made "Horugel" pianos.
3. Inventor of self-destructing plastic action parts back in the 50's
4. Former spokesperson for Steinway who once said: "Nothing will ever
   beat old American know-how. The Japanese don't know a damn thing
   about building pianos--never have, never will. Steinway would never
   touch a Japanese piano with a ten-foot pole, or even a twelve-foot
   German!
5. He's the tech who about a year ago in RMMP recommended using VODKA
  for cleaning white keytops because it also helped to keep him warm
  on winter-time service calls!

The way we're going, we're sure to hit a the real reason sooner or later.
That is if we haven't nailed it already!

Les Smith
lessmith@buffnet.net