The thanks I get

[Jeff Tanner]

>Larry, I've had dog experiences, but yesterday was the most bizarre. I was
>at a huge, immaculate house doing the yearly tuning. Husband let me in,
>was very frosty in demeanor, as though I was a great inconvenience.
>Took me to the piano which was LOADED with every Christmas statue
>possible, but made no effort to clear the top. Wife is in the kitchen at
>the table sipping coffee. I gathered I was expected to clear the piano,
>asked if the statues could go on a coffee table nearby. I guess so.
>Usually I ask the customer to move breakables, but I was so anxious to get
>this unpleasant man out of the room I started moving them, and he indeed
>did leave.
>
>A little doggie, maybe ShihTzu?, came in the room and sniffed my tools. I
>picked them up to put them on a chair, and suddenly the little thing was
>mating with my leg. I was so startled I kicked my leg ferociously, and
>next thing I knew the dog was flying through the air and slammed down
>across the room. I was horrified, but he stood up and ran away. The
>incident must have made a bit of noise, but neither husband in the office
>with his back to me or wife at the table even turned.
>
>Other than that, it was a normal day!
>Mark Graham

Sounds exactly like a Shih Tzu to me!  I lived with one for about a year.
Those little dogs have the most incredible sex drive I've ever seen!

Jeff Tanner, Piano Technician
School of Music
University of South Carolina
Columbia, SC 29208
(803)-777-4392 (phone)
(803)-777-6508 (fax)