SK'sPPP !

[David W. Pitsch]

Please send your money to me.  Cash or money order only.  I'll print you out some
stock.  By the way, you want Heffers or Jerseys?  No bull.

Edward Carwithen wrote:

>   WHERE CAN I BUY STOCK IN THIS COMPANY?  This is the kind of idea that
> will make someone a zillion-aire, and I want in....
>
> Ed
>
> At 12:00 PM 2/18/98 EST, you wrote:
> >Stephen;
> > Certainly it will work !  It will surely catch on !  Just think of the
> >prospects....
> >Possible advertisement in future Music Trades Magazine:
> >
> > "Instrument Dealers, Band directors, Stage and Ochestra Musicians, each have
> >acclaimed the 'KLINE Portable Page Partitioner'. Acclamations include vast
> >praise for the ease of use, the high degree of visibilty under all light
> >conditions, and the automatic page turning/advancing features.  Also singled
> >out for special praise is the ability of storing 100,000 sheets of musical
> >notation, while retaining the ability to access any particular melody
> within 1
> >nanoNewton.  Since it's introduction a decade ago the 'KLINE PPP' has
> >undergone many changes and now is offered in six different models each with
> >all features available.  From the 20" wide 12" tall and 3/8" thick "pit
> >ochestra" model, weighing 1lb. to the 4" x 6" x 1/4" weighing 2 ozs.  All
> >models have the highly desirable "note following" (TM) capablity requiring no
> >interruption of the performers manipulation of any instrument.
> >  In addition the Ochestral and Symphonic Piano models include a program to
> >assist in maintaining pianos at the proper pitch and temperament.  Any
> >technician may set any desired temperament on the piano through accessing one
> >of the 300 temperaments stored in "Historical Tempers" (TM) program. This
> >optional facility is available as a portion of the 'KLINE PPP' and is an ETD
> >combining temperament settings and a tuning  program allowing "standard" ET
> >based and HT based temperaments to be applied, at any desired pitch, to the
> >instrument. Also available is an optional temperament designing aid that
> >allows a temperament to be designed for any particular piano.
> >  Said S. KLINE, the inventor of the "KLINE PPP",  " I have been working
> on an
> >automatic tuning system but the problems may be too difficult for me to
> >overcome in my small research facility here in Philmanth.  Mr. S. Birkett is
> >comming on the team next year and the focus of his efforts will be to try and
> >perfect this automatic system. "  Kline also said " it will be nice to have
> >Stephen on board because after intial resistance he has become one of the
> PPPs
> >biggest boosters"
> >  The "KLINE PPP" is available through your local Music dealers and all piano
> >technicians Nation wide.
> >Jim Bryant (national marketing director for "KLINE PPP".)
> >"they said it wouldn't fly but you will have to admit it floats awfully well"
> >Faintly Dull
> >
> >
> Ed Carwithen
> Oregon