On Tue, 16 Jun 1998, Jim Kinnear wrote: > I need your help. > I have a customer with an upright Steinway # 132889, c 1908 with matching > bench. > She is convinced that it is worth at least $5,000 CAN, and who knows, she > may be right! The piano is in immaculate shape, all original, great tone and > action, and tight pinblock. > > Any ideas will be welcome Hi, Jim: Relax. This is an easy one. Your client's old Steinway upright is, indeed, worth all of $5,000, Canadian. Shuold she ask, what follows is explaination of how that figure is calculated. The basic formula has many applications. Here goes. One of the late John Candy's lesser-known movies is a farce called "Canadian Bacon". In it, we, the US, invent a pretext for going to war with Canada as we try to bolster a sluggish, none-war-time, US economy. The ploy works. At least for a while. At one point, John and a friend are speeding to Toronto, driving a garbage truck covered with anti-Canadian slogans-- "Down with Canucks", "Canada Sucks", and "All the way, USA". Stuff like that. Eventually the truck is stopped by an Ontario policeman--played by Dan Akroyd--who orders Candy out of the truck, points out the anti-Canadian slogans and asks him to explain them. As Candy stammers out a lame excuse, Akroyd cuts him off and points out that they are a clear violation of Canadian law, which demands that all such sayings be writ- ten in BOTH English AND French! Dan then watches as John spray-paints all the offensive slogans on the garbage truck in French, too. When John is finished and getting ready to leave, Akroyd informs him that there will also be a fine. "A fine", Candy asks? "How much?" "That'll be one thousand Canadian dollars, or ten bucks, US", Akroyd replies. John hands him ten dollars and goes on his way. Well, Jim. I guess you can see where all this is leading. Citing Akroyd's explaination of the Canadian-US monetary exchange rate, you can confident- ly tell you client that--just as she suspected-- her old Steinway upright IS WORTH about $5,000, Canadian. Or, in other words, about fifty bucks, US. :) Les Smith
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